The winners, announced at the CBGBs Lounge show on Feb 4 2004,
are listed below along with runners up, honorable mention, and others receiving
votes. Thanks to everyone who entered and voted.
THE WINNER
More trees, fewer Bushes!
Joseph
Bengston, Bellingham, WA
RUNNERS UP
If he were truly The Man, he would swing an axe like
Battles.
Margaret Nicholson, Deptford, NJ
I'm
such an ass.
Kurt Schlacter,
Brooklyn, NY
HONORABLE MENTION
Dubya: Nominated for best actor in "The Texas Democracy Massacre"
Dagfinn Senturia, Brooklyn, NY
OTHERS RECEIVING VOTES
Oh my god! You're from Texas? So am I! So is the President. We're
the same person!
Shey Lyn
Zanotti, Ozone Park, NY
This is for all you boys in the Rambles.
Skye Howell Henley, Jersey City, NJ
Watch me cut myself off at the knees...
Kurt Schlacter,
Brooklyn, NY
Trees, like . . . suck.
Scott Schneider, Chicago, IL
Massacre? What massacre?
Zsuzsi Vig, Astoria, NY
Go home Joe
Go back to Connecticut
Go home Joe
We're tired of your centrist scut
You had enough sense to sit on your hands
And stay out of Iowa
So go home Joe
Or I'll dismember you with this here saw
Pappy Leydon, Brooklyn,NY
Another President, I forget who, became a hero by chopping down
one measly cherry tree and not lying about it. I just did a whole
forest of trees on protected land and will tell the nation tonight that it
was the work of terrorists. I'll become a famous President yet
or my name isn't George W. - wait, that is my name . . .
Ben Feldman, Kew Gardens, NY
Now this is a weapon of mass destruction...
Kurt Schlacter,
Brooklyn, NY
